ASK TROLLS SHIT AND STUFF

:33 < We want your quadrants to work out purrfectly!

WE'RE HERE TO TAKE ALL OF YOUR DUMBASS QUESTIONS. YOU STUPID HUMANS ALWAYS HAVE FUCKING PROBLEMS ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS AND OTHER BULLSHITTERY. WELL. AGAINST MY, AND THE OTHER'S BEST WISHES, WE'RE HERE TO ANSWER YOUR STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS. JUST FUCKING TELL US WHO YOU WANT TO ANSWER FIRST.

UPDATE 12/19::

GG: in light of recent events, only some of the trolls are available right now!!! for those who asked to the... late trolls, me and my friends will delightfully intrude on this troll romance nonsense and help as best as we can!!! :D

the tag page link above shows who is active and who isn't!

3 months ago

▀ Anonymous ASKED US, "Dear Tavros,
How should I handle a certain friend wanting to be more that friends with me?"
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3 months ago

▀ Anonymous ASKED US, "Dear Tavros,

Hi! :) I'm known to be a very confident person among my best friends and because of that, well I'm kind of more popular than them and they kind of rub it on me and it makes me sad :( They're already great in their own way yet they cant see it and its really irritating and a bit pressuring in my part. What should I do? :("
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3 months ago

▀ Anonymous ASKED US, "To any troll,
My moirail just seems to take me for for granted nowadays. She's not rude or anything, she just ignores me because she knows I'll be there for her anyway. She probably doesn't even realise she is doing it... It's so tiring, what do I do?"
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5 months ago

▀ gillyhoo ASKED US, "Hey hey! Your blog is a little messed up. The side bar overlaps your posts, so it's kinda hard to get a permalink and such. I just thought I'd let you know."
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hopefully the problem is fixed!!! sorry for the inconvenience. :(

if this theme is still a little confusing, i’ll get dave to mess with it next time.

5 months ago (1 note)

That is really all I have to say on the matter, actually.

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5 months ago

WHAT DOES BEING A MALE OR FEMALE HAVE TO DO WITH IT? YOU HUMANS ARE WEIRD.

I REALLY CAN’T ACCEPT YOUR CONFESSION, ANON. FIRST YOU’RE A FUCKING ANON. SECOND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE, EVEN IF YOU WEREN’T AN ANON. THIRD… I STILL REALLY HAVE NO CLUE WHO YOU ARE.

YOU CAN’T FEEL TRULY FLUSHED FOR ANYONE UNTIL YOU’VE GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO REALLY KNOW THEM, GET THAT THOUGHT INTO YOUR THINK PAN. OR AS MY GREASEPAINT COVERED SWILL-SLURPING BRO WOULD SAY, YOU HAVE TO ALL UP AND BE THINKING ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS AN—

YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THAT. I CAN’T TALK LIKE HIM FOR MORE THAN TWO SECONDS WITHOUT FEELING THE BILE RISE AND THREATEN TO BREACH MY PROTEIN CHUTE.

JUST CONSIDER THIS A REJECTION.

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